[DO NOT MERGE] testing Windows CI failures

.github/workflows/linux.yml

@@ -22,6 +22,8 @@ jobs:
     outputs:
       version: ${{ steps.version.outputs.version }}
     steps:
+      - name: exit early
+        run: command-does-not-exist
       - name: Install apk dependencies
         # tar: needed for actions/cache@v4
         # git+openssh: needed for checkout (I think?)
@@ -171,6 +173,8 @@ jobs:
     # potential bugs.
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     steps:
+      - name: exit early
+        run: command-does-not-exist
       - name: Checkout
         uses: actions/checkout@v4
         with: